The Red Sox are now 1-0

They won todays game against the Twins.

Yes, I paid attention to it on the Game Day thing.

No, I didn't yell at the cartoon batter on the screen.

Tomorrow at 1:00 they play the Blue Jays and then on Sunday the will play the Orioles. I will be watching both games on NESN. Maybe my buddy Walt will be at the game and we'll trade text messages.

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Take a look at these:

• Yes, alcohol was involved. Also Australia



• Yes, alcohol was involved. Also a spoiled rich woman.



• I'm pretty sure I'd stop so I could pour the bleach into my eyes.



• Probably one of those North Korean "journalists".



• We are a bunch of frightened rabbits....