Did I mention that JFK died?

Back in November of 1963, The President of the United States was assassinated. He was buried 6 days later and a month later, LIFE magazine published a special edition chronicling his life.

Then we all moved on.

In other words, we spent less time talking about the Kennedy assassination than we've spent talking about Kobe Bryant getting killed in a helicopter crash.

I get it, he was famous but it's not like he cured cancer, solved climate change or invented unlimited, free, renewable energy. He was a basketball player fer cripes sake.

Can we stop talking about him now?

This is almost as bad as when Michael Jackson killed himself with his nightly propofol injection.

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I'm gonna watch some hockey.

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