Man, the Tampa Bay Lightning are on a roll

They had their 9th straight win last night, bringing them to within one point of the Bruins.

Neither the Bruins or the Lightning are playing tonight so the standings will be unchanged. Tomorrow the Bruins will take on the Red Wings, who they lost to last week, and the Lightning will take on the the Flyers.

The Bruins need to win and it would be nice if the Lightning lost.

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As for this evening, I have stocked up a bunch of Gold Rushes on the DVR so I have something to entertain me until The Dog and I fall asleep.

While I do that, you can do these:

• It's a pretty good bet there was no second date.



• Only in Florida.



• Also only in Florida.



• Attention media: It's a pretty good bet that once he tried to cut her arm off, he was no longer her "boyfriend".



• Horny Snakes would be an excellent name for a 90s punk rock band.



• It's the old, "I pulled you over!" defense.



• No offense Ed but I suspect you only fly first class. Also, the problem is not that people recline. The problem is that you've moved all the seat so close together that midgets have trouble finding leg room.