The DJIA is down.

The DJIA is right around 12,400 points. At the beginning of May, it was around 13,400. That's a drop of 1,000 points this month. Fortunately for me, most of my retirement money is stashed in a fixed interest account, away from the equities.

At some point in the near future, the market is probably going to take a big ol' dump and drop below 11,000 points. When that happens, I'll take all the money I have in the fixed account and pour it into equities.

Then, I'll become a billionaire like that Suckerburger kid.

Or I'll become a hundredaire like everyone else.

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Here are today's links:

• Yes, alcohol was involved.



• My son's senior class did the same thing this morning. I understand the Minnechaug administration thought it was "cool".



• Key phrase in this story: "...it's still not clear what punishments follow if a third is found."



• Turns out that Eugene Polley was my hero.