I didn't water today so I hope it rains.

The first most boring thing on the planet is watching grass grow. The second most boring thing on the planet is meeting with your financial adviser. Man, those guys are boring.

After 5 minutes of listening to him talk, I want to jump up, grab him by the collar and shout, "Look, I don't care what is going on in Greece and Spain! I just want you to make sure I don't go broke and end up living like a Chinese peasant! Understand?"

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I have a welt on my arm from a mosquito bite that is about the size of a quarter. That must have been one big-a$$ mosquito to leave a welt that big.

Hmm, I wonder if I have that Equine thing now.

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Here are some links:

• Yes, alcohol was involved.



• This is cool and all but I think I'll just stick with the twist-offs.



• I cannot believe that this didn't happen in Florida.



• This, however, is happening in Florida.