Three innings into it and they are winning.

I'm currently paying attention to the Red Sox so I don't have a lot of time to type.

Here are some links:

• Why is it that these kinds of things always happen at a WalMart .



• Key phrase in this story: "...one in three Swedish women have passed up intercourse because their stomachs indicated gas release was on the horizon."



•  Hell, I meet all their criteria. Maybe I'll sign up....