Protesters are just people who need something to do.

If you have time to lock yourself to barrel filled with concrete and cause a massive traffic jam, you obviously have too much time on your hands and you need something to do.

I suggest that the court might want to sentence the people arrested for blocking traffic on I-93 this morning to serve 6 years in the military. Preferably the Army but the Marines will do if the Army won't take them.

During that 6 years of service, they will learn a trade and some discipline, they will get a haircut, they will learn to bathe properly and they might learn what it's like to be a member of our society.

Oh, and next time this happens, instead of spending hours cutting through concrete and handcuffs, the troopers should just cut off the protesters arms. I bet that only takes 5 minutes instead of an hour or two and the traffic jam will be averted.

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