And so begins another year

I hope we all have a great year and everything goes our way.

Here's a list of things I wish for all of us for 2015:

1. Good health because being sick sucks.
2. Fresh breath because having stinky breath sucks.
3. A winning lottery ticket because being rich does not suck.
4. Comfortable shoes because sore feet suck.
5. An ample supply of toilet paper because running out at the wrong moment sucks.
6. An enjoyable job because working at something you hate sucks.

That's a pretty good list of things.

If you were to get any three of those things, you would being doing pretty damned well. If you get four of them, you would have nothing to complain about. If you get all six, call me, I need some money...

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You can click on these links:

• Springfield appears to be starting off the new year in it's usual manner.



• I know a lot of cops and trust me, none of them have the skills required to fix a video game network.



• Key entry from our favorite police log: "1:48 p.m. A Kalispell man received some weird mail."



• Only in Florida.



• Also only in Florida.



• And still only in Florida.