Where is our cheap gasoline?

I keep seeing news stories about gas being below $2.00 a gallon yet the cheapest I can find it is $2.30. What is so special about our gasoline that it costs 15% more than other peoples gasoline?

We must have that special electro-astro-space-age-protecto gasoline that not only prevents tooth decay, it also makes you more attractive to the opposite sex and eliminates halitosis.

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Many things going on at work and one of them appears to be some kind of juggling act where I'm supposed to keep at least 10 things in the air at all times.

I'm not very good at it...

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