No party today.

Thank goodness for that because to be honest with you, I'm kinda partied out.

I need some rest.

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Here are some links you might find enjoyable:

• I discovered that all my partying might actually be good for me.



• Key phrase in this story: "Thomas Standley, 28, is accused of assaulting his 92-year-old girlfriend, Memphis police said."



• Pfffttttt.... Arabs....



• This is probably going to end badly.