They shut down the Yankees

The Red Sox took some of their regular players and a lot of their rookies up to Tampa to take on the big bad New York Aaron Judges starring Giancarlo Stanton. When the game ended, the Red Sox had beaten them 5-0.

Once again, I managed to pay attention to the game via MLB Game Day but it's not the same.

Tomorrow and Sunday will be different because not only will NESN carry those games, I will be watching them.

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Speaking of baseball players...

I bet these guys have a great time playing the game.

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The Stock Market took a major bath over the last two days.

Thanks goodness I'm not retired anymore.

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Enjoy these links:

• You need a license to own a dog, a license to drive a car and a license to get married but they'll let any asshole be a parent.



• If this is what you look like, you have made poor life decisions.



• Only in Florida.



• This is one of the most Worcester things you will see today.



• Key phrase in this story: "...grandmother's birthday party at Golden Corral..."