The Red Sox have a closer. His name is Kenley Jansen. Jansen is healthy and last season he proved himself to be a quality closer.
The Red Sox just signed a closer. His name is Liam Hendriks. Hendricks is recovering from surgery and won't be available to pitch until at least August.
No, I have no idea why they need two closers.
No, I have no idea why they signed a pitcher who is unavailable to pitch.
Then again, I have no idea why they are doing anything they are doing this off-season. It's like an old Red Skelton comedy skit - filled with confusion and a touch of wackiness.
Baked Stuffed Shrimp for dinner sounds good to me.
Gold Rush on the DVR also sounds good to me.
Here are some links that may sound good to you:
- I never heard of this guy and the only thing I know about him is that he's not Elizabeth "I'm gonna get me, ummm, a beer" Warren. That means I'll be voting for him.
- Bummer, Paul D'Amato died. He created two of the greatest background movie characters of all time. The pissed-off Green Beret at the bar in the movie The Deer Hunter and Tim 'Dr. Hook' McCraken in the movie Slap Shot.
- Key line in this story that kinda pisses me off: "...awarded a $10 million-dollar six-month no-bid contract..."
- I'm not entirely sure that "abandoned" is the correct word to use in this case.
- Us folks up here in Massachusetts are going to be okay but my sister and brother-in-law will get to enjoy this.
- Key line in this story: "Shane has reflected on the incident, has apologised and understands the high standards expected of everyone..."
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