Nice win

The Bruins beat up on the Canucks last night, beating them 4-0 and moving back into a tie for first place in the NHL.

Tomorrow they take on the Capitals. Puck drops at 3:30.

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So the Special Counsel assigned to investigate whether or not Goofy Joe broke any laws when he stashed a bunch of classified documents in his garage has issued his report.

It's a long, boring report so let me summarize it for you:

Biden may have violated some laws but since he is a senile old man who can't remember shit, prosecuting him would be a bad idea.

In order to calm public fears about his mental capabilities, Goofy Joe immediately gave a news conference where he said he was just fine and then he said the President of Egypt was the President of Mexico.

This has been your summarization of the Special Counsel's report on Goofy Joe, his collection of classified documents and the state of his mental capabilities.

Am I the only one that's a little concerned that an old guy with dementia is running the federal government?

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No sportings tonight so maybe I'll see if there is anything good on Netflix.

While I do that, you can do these:

• Mutant Wolves of Chernobyl would be a great name for a 1980s soviet punk band.



• If they trade him, I will be upset.



• Update: Richard Plaud is having a much better month.



• Don't be bringing your bush meat into our country.



• Apparently viagra is a miracle drug.