Hey, guess what? A hurricane blew into New Orleans!

If the people of New Orleans expect me to feel any sympathy for them, they are sadly mistaken. What part of, "There is a hurricane coming right towards you and you live in a city that is below sea level" are they not understanding.

And the first time NBC interviews some slack-jawed, mouth-breather who says, "The gubmint dint do nothin fo us. Day jess lef us here!" I'm going to call the president of the company and tell him he's an asshole.

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Well, the republicans have made it official and pronounced Willard as their main man. It is, in my opinion, an interesting choice and I really don't think he can beat Obama.

Then again, I didn't think Jimmy Carter could beat Gerald Ford.

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• Oops.



• Key phrase in this story: "After saying he was 101, Carter gave his birthdate as Sept. 5, 1911, making him only 100."



• Only in Florida.



• Key phrase in this story: "Ten other cops came running out and we arrested probably the dumbest criminal in Pennsylvania."



• She should've pulled the trigger after he threw the baby on the floor.