Man, they just can't catch a break.

First they go into full suck mode and now their third baseman has a broken wrist. What the hell is going to go wrong next?

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So Willard "My hair is perfect. Do you want to touch it?" Romney announced his choice of running mate and I got to be honest with you, I like him. I like him way more than I like Willard. Too bad he's not running for President.

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Try these links:

• His mug shot makes me think he's kinda proud of himself.



• I don't know his name but he's the latest member of the A-Team.



• Only in Pennsylvania.



• Get ready for $4.00 a gallon.



• Key phrase in this story: "Why do you think they give away so many condoms?"