I admit it - I fell asleep at 8:30 last night.

And as if falling asleep at 8:30 isn't bad enough, I remained sound asleep until 5:30 this morning. For those of you that are bad with math, that's 9 hours of blissful and much-needed sleep. Or, as I like to call it, a sh!tload of sleep.

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The  US Womans Soccer team won the gold medal today and that is a good thing. What is really a good thing, in my humble opinion, is that Abby Wambach didn't score either of the goals.

Ever since she made that arrogant Gatorade commercial, I haven't liked her.

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Here are a few links you might find interesting:

• Presenting this episodes Brilliant Criminal of the Day.



• More proof that our species is kinda stupid.



• Mind you, there's some salty language in this but it's funny as hell.



• Meet William Jenkins. Someone needs to punch him in the throat with a knife.