As I clearly stated yesterday, this is a long day.

It's a long day but not because I worked late. It's because sometimes a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do.

That means I'm going to hang out with some fellow guys, drink some adult beverages and talk about guy things like sports and power tools.

All of which means I don't have a lot of time for the interwebs.

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Here are a few links:

• Personally, I hope ABC loses big time. More than 700 people lost their jobs over this non-story.



• The only thing lower than a cannoli thief is a Irish cannoli thief....



• Presenting this episodes Brilliant Criminal of the Day.