It's gonna get hot around here.

We have removed all of the air conditioners from the windows, cleaned them, covered them in plastic sheet and stored them in the basement.

That means we are now going to experience a major heat wave.

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Here's a thought - If they had just waited another 10 or 15 minutes, he would have become "one" with the tiger and our society would be all the better

The problem with kids like this is not the kids, it's their parents. Who the hell raised this kid to think it was okay to get into a cage with a tiger? Did no one ever smack this kid in the ass when he did something stupid like try to put his tongue into a light socket or run out into the street?

We seem to have an entire generation of kids out there who have been so over-protected that they can't seem to grasp the concept of self-preservation. These are the same people who pull on some spandex shorts and a tight yellow shirt and ride a $1,000.00 bicycle down a narrow, winding, heavily-traveled country road as if the laws of physics no longer apply to them.

Idiots.

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I found these few links for you:

• Only in Florida.



• I remember most of these but they left out the ones that really got us to thinking.



• The Donald is belching dangerous levels of methane...



• I'm pretty sure Larry Flint has been selling the same kind of thing for years.



• Only in Florida.