Man, I can pick 'em.

If you had told me it was going to be 70° and sunny on November 18th, I would have called you a liar.

It was a very nice day to not be at work.

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So anyways, I spent the day being lazy as hell.

I did go looking for links for you.

Here they are:

• The guy might be an asshole but he's a duly-elected asshole...



• This fool doesn't know how to stay out of trouble.



• Only on the internet does this turn into this.