Not much to prattle on about today.

I did manage to find these links for you:

• Only in Florida.



• Mine just brings me his toy rope...



• Only in Florida. And just so the record is clear, here is her field sobriety test.



• Meet Emily Ortega, the latest member of the A-Team.



• I'm thinking that Jim Sautner might be in need of mental evaluation.



• Here's your Naked Guy In The News story.



• Bemused Boiler-Bottomed Bovine would be a great name for a 1930's One Man Band.