Lots and lots of paperwork.

I have been on the phone all morning with various folks at my previous employer talking about all kinds of things that I won't be talking about on this website. What I will tell you is that the amount of paperwork being generated by them that I need to sign, date, fold, spindle and mutilate is awe-inspiring.

What a massive bureaucracy.

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Here are some links that you might enjoy:

• Key phrase in this story: "Police shut down nearby traffic as the man threw apples at police and pedestrians..."



• He threw what into the restaurant??



• The Hydraulic Press Channel is my new favorite YouTube channel.



• Key phrase in this story: "It was not clear why Presley shot a lawn mower filled with an explosive."



• Coincidence? I don't think so....



• Key entry from our favorite police log: "7:53 p.m. A jolly, drunken man laughed as he reported that he burned his head when he lit a cigarette, causing his tent to “blow up.” He was taken to the local hospital."