The market is up...

...and I'm having hot flashes.

Seriously, I've spent the entire day in my own special little hell.

My wife calls them personal summers, I call them sweat attacks.

I'm too old for man-o-pause.

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Here are some links:

• This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs.



• Only in Florida.



• Suspended Gophers would be a great name for a 1960s pulp fiction novelette.



• Hey, whatever floats your boat.