Happy Independence Day everybody!

Remember that unlike the geniuses that live in New Hampshire and Connecticut, us morons who live in Massachusetts are too stupid to use fireworks of any kind. Whatever your plans are for today, don't even think about touching those matches.

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This will be short for two reasons.

1. It's the Fourth of July.
2. The weather is beyond freakin' gorgeous.

While I enjoy the day as well as the night, you can enjoy these meager links:

• Guys in action...



• Attention Alanis Morissette: Rain on your wedding day is not ironic. This is ironic.



• Key line from the Chief Carey's email: "Moving forward, I will see what I can do to remove you from notifications for anything but your sole, personal welfare, if you promise to remove my e-mail address from any more boorish correspondence you choose to send."