Late game this evening

Because the arrogant network, ESPN, is carrying tonights game, it won't be on until 8:00. But even then, that's not when the game will start

That's when the full-of-themselves-talking-heads on ESPN will regale us with their wisdom, wit and quips about their long-gone careers as players/coaches.

Then, once the blabbering ex-jocks-turned-talking-heads run out of verbs, nouns, "errs", grunts and unrelated stories, ESPN will run a dozen commercials and promos before finally getting to the first pitch.

When they finally go to the ballpark, some chick who is trying to impress me with her baseball knowledge will call the game alongside of yet another ex-jock and some professional talking-head who is trying his best to get into her pants by fawning over everything she says.

ESPN can kiss my rosy red ass. I hate those guys. MaybeI'll put the game on with the sound off and listen to the radio.

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While I watch America Funniest Home Videos, you can click on these:

• I'm not sure why the word "penis" appears in the story five times.



• "Damn, my phone died. Now I'm gonna have to pee on it."



• I'm pretty sure you aren't gonna get a date if you do this.



• Maybe there will be fewer fights now.



• Key story in this story: "Officers stopped McCoy who told them he was urinating when his pants fell down and he was startled by a groundhog which caused him to expose his genitals to the victim."



• Only in Florida.