Someone get them a Savoy Special

When Roy Hobbs broke Wonderboy, he turned to the bat boy and said, "Go pick me out a winner Bobby." The bat boy, Bobby Savoy, ran into the dugout and grabbed a bat he had made himself, the Savoy Special, and brought it out to Hobbs. Hobbs used it to hit the game winning home run.

The Red Sox need a Savoy Special because right now, they can't hit shit.

As it stands right now, the Red Sox are still in first place but instead of five games ahead, they are only two and a half games ahead. The season is going to be entering it's last month and this is when teams need to maintain or overtake. The teams that falter in September are usually not heard from in October.

I'd like the Red Sox to be heard from in October and right now, they need to get their swing back.

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Here are a few links for you to contemplate:

• I'm not entirely sure what this is. It appears to be a guy dancing while taking a breathalyzer test which, when you think about it, what the hell, you might as well dance.



• Australia: What doesn't kill ya, pisses you off.
  (Caution, bad words and stuff)



• People are stupid.



• Bet he was shocked when he woke up.