I feel like I have rectangular eyeballs.

I have been creating a large, in-depth document at work. It's over 20 pages right now and I expect it will exceed thirty pages by the time I'm done.

I am not a documentoligist (I just made that word up) and this is not really in my wheelhouse as they say but it needs to be done. I decided to do it so we all have a clear set of well-documented standards to work towards because no one seems to have a hand on the steering wheel.

We are adrift and I need to get us back on the tracks.

So anyways, after typing for 7 or 8 hours, I've had it with typing.

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While I spend my evening not typing, you can enjoy these links:

• Man, that Trump guy goes through staff like shit goes through a goose.



• But what if they are a**holes?



• My guess is she'll have a machine gun hidden in her pants.