I am never going to be able to retire.

The stock market took a real bath lately. It absolutely tanked, with the DJIA dropping about 500 points yesterday and another 100 points today.

That means my retirement account is getting the shit kicked out of it.

Oh well, I didn't want to retire anyways.

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I'm going to get some food and then watch some bad tv.

You can click on these if you want:

• Key phrase in this story: “a bumper-to-bumper hemp highway.”



• To paraphrase Tod (Keanu Reeves) from the movie Parenthood: "You need a license get a dog and a license to drive a car. Hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any asshole be a parent."



• How low do you have to be to steal from the Girl Scouts...



• Shoshone, Idaho Police Dept. media guy has a sense of humor.



• This is old but stupidity never gets old.