I have 6 DVRs to last me 8 days.

I have two Gold Rush's, two Last Man Standing's and two How the Universe Works. I need to stretch those out over the 8 days of the mid-season hockey break.

Wish me luck.

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We received a single jar of baby food from Walmart.com this afternoon. We did not order a single jar of baby food from Walmart.com. We don't even have an account at Walmart.com.

This is a mystery.

Either someone is trying to tell us something or Walmart is randomly sending crap to people they don't know.

We'll have to see how this mystery plays out.

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Here are today's links:

• Face tattoos are an indication of poor life decisions.



• Only in Pennsylvania.



• Best Mugshot Ever!



• Here's your Naked Guy In The News story.



• If you need to ward off evil spirits, get yourself a witch bottle.