Soon...

One day until hockey, three days until football and thirteen days until baseball.

Our long, national tragedy will soon be over.

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I'm going to get some things done and then watch bad television.

You can click on these:

• Well, this sounds.... terrible.



• Sloppy February would be a great name for a 1960s comedy starring Jonathan Winters and Don Knotts.



• Okay, this is funny. Probably illegal but funny as hell.



• This is gonna make for some interesting family dinners....



• It might be a bit tacky but it is pretty funny.