Busy day

I spent my morning hunting for painters who can paint our house and then I spent my afternoon turning all of this:

Into this:

So I could get rid of this:

My 15 year old Kenmore gas grill finally rusted through and I noticed flaming grease was dripping on the propane tank. That didn't seem like a good thing so we ran over and picked up a nice new Weber.

If I can get 15 years out of this one, I'll be happy.

I'll probably also be dead so it won't really matter how happy I am.

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The Cardinals are in Boston to play a three-game series against the Red Sox. We finally get to see James Paxton pitch and I for one am hoping to see him pitch well. He has been hyped up by the coaches as being a hell of a pitcher but he hasn't pitched in the majors since 2021. He's gonna be rusty.

While I watch that game, you can check these out:

• Key phrase in this story: "...we want to express our gratitude to the cows for their assistance."



• Queue Tim the Enchanter: "For death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth!"



• This is why you should never leave your drink unattended.



• Not my circus, not my monkey.



• I usually just pack clothes and a toothbrush.



• They sound like fun people.