Wax On, Wax Off. Don't forget to breath. Very important.

My life is in balance.

• No one is poking at me to do things but I have plenty to do.
• No one is causing me any stress or anxiety but I feel a sense of urgency when I want to get something done.
• I am not sick but I am lazy.
• I stopped smoking but I eat too much.
• I like my job but I'm looking forward to retirement.
• The Dog loves me but the cats could care less.
• I fall asleep at 8:30 at night but I wake up at 4:30 in the morning.

Yes sir, that's some pretty good balance right there.

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While I spend my time balancing, you can click on these links:

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• What can possible go wrong...



• Yes, alcohol was involved.