What the hell am I gonna watch for the next five days?
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I dodged a bullet today when I left my car windows and sunroof open. I guess a massive downpour rolled through but my car was parked in the right place and no rain got into my car through the windows or sunroof.
I have no idea how that happened but I'll take any luck I can get.
Maybe I should go buy a lottery ticket.
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Maybe I'll watch a little of the home run derby. Maybe I won't. We'll see how that goes.
While I do that, you can do these:
- What is it with people who go around pretending to be cops.
- Only in Florida.
- Dude, wait! I have the best idea!
- When Hunter S. Thompson gave his now-famous quote, “Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, Wow! What a Ride!", I don't think this is what he meant.
- Presenting this episodes Brilliant Criminal of the Week.
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