There's two hours of my life I won't get back.

I watched the footage of the guy who broke the worlds records for highest manned balloon flight and highest parachute jump. I gotta tell you, it was boring as hell and extremely anticlimatic.

Watching a guy sit in a small capsule while a balloon slowly takes him as high as possible and then to watch his body plummet for 4 minutes is really, really boring.

Now if he had landed on a cactus or in the middle of a nascar track during a race, that would have been exciting.

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I'm going to watch some baseball. You can click these links if you are so inclined:

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