Finally, a game I was able to watch

Today's game was on at 4:00 and, despite a twenty minute delay due to a power outage, I managed to watch the entire thing. That's right, I watched all nine innings.

And it was a hell of a good game to watch. Verlander and Lackey pitched a hell of a game with neither one giving an inch until the seventh when Napoli hit a home run, scoring the games first run.

Oh yea, it was also the games only run and the Red Sox made up for losing that first game of the series at home.

They now lead the series 2-1.

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Time for a public service announcement.

Attention politicians, liberal fanatics, conservative nutcases, welfare douchebags, religious fruitcakes and diversity assholes:

The majority of us don't like you. We don't like your insane ideas,  we don't like your political beliefs and we especially don't like your lack of moral character.

This has been your public service announcement. We now return you to your disfunctional, petty little lives.

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