Seems like some guys can't keep their hands to themselves.

NBC fired Matt Lauer this morning and NPR made Garrison Keillor persona non grata this afternoon. Last week, CBS fired Charlie Rose and several months ago FOX fired Bill O'Reilly.

I keep waiting for ABC to fire that Muir guy.

Speaking of creepy old guys who can't keep their hands to themselves, John Conyers is under heat to retire or face the wrath of Psycho Nancy.

It's only a matter of time before she turns her pinched up face towards Loopy Franken.

Gentlemen, please, for the sake of all concerned, control your god-damned urges and leave the ladies alone fer cripes sake.

One woman says that during sessions on the floor, Conyers would walk over to her, bend down to whisper something in ear and run his hand up her dress.

And Franken, well he obviously likes to wait until his victims are asleep before he fondles them.

Jesus, what a couple of slimy assholes.

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Here are a few links to click on:

• I'd vote for him.



• Man's got to have his beer.



• Completely justified-go-go.



• I'm betting it's a 1993 Toyota Celica low-rider with tinted windows being driven around Springfield.



• Only in Massachusetts.