I did not see the Astros win.

I made it through 5 innings last night before nodding off and heading up to bed. It looked pretty good for the Astros so I didn't really think I was going to miss much.

Turns out I was right.

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I'm probably going to watch some DVRs and fall asleep early.

While I do that, you can do these:

• Key phrase in this story: "We didn't do anything with it all summer! It just grew and it grew and it grew..."



• He must have really wanted that eggermuffin.



• Key message in this video: "Warning: Do not try and copy anything seen in this video."



• Oh Canada.



• Key entry from our favorite police log: "2:35 p.m. A Kalispell man reported that he did not know he needed to remove his license plates when he sold his van last fall. Now he’s getting a bunch of parking tickets in his name and he does not know what to do."