I forgot.

How to be a millionaire and never pay taxes:

First, get a million dollars.

Now, when the IRS shows up and says, "Hey, you've never paid taxes!" you need to remember two simple words...

I forgot.

Steve Martin is a funny guy.

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The Patriots are on in a few minutes so here are a couple of links:

• Key phrase in this story with the mug shot of the year: "...similar to Benjamin Moore’s Windsor Cream."



• "You need a license to buy a dog, or drive a car. Hell, you need a license to catch a fish! But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a [parent].