My lawn looks great

The seeding I did this fall has sprouted nicely and the fact we don't have any more oak trees dropping leaves all over the place mean that when I clear off the few leaves we do have, my lawn looks freakin' great.

Hey, my lawn looks like shit all summer long because I have no shade and no watering system so I gotta brag in the fall when it finally looks nice.

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After the lawn got done, I put on the CME Championship and watched the ladies play golf.

Man, some of those young ladies know how to golf.

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Now it's time for dinner and then hockey

You can enjoy these if you want:

• Key phrase in this story: "I don’t represent causes. I represent clients."



• This is why we need the death penalty.



• If I'm ever in London, I'll pass on visiting McDonalds...



• Some people have too much free time.



• Best name ever for a bald eagle: Eugene.



• Two things jumped out at me when I read this story - 1) People still use CB radios? and 2) "Investigators say both men are in their 60s and have known one another since high school."