Nope, not today

I spent the majority of my day trying to get some Christmas shopping done.

That means there was no time for interwebbing.

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Having said that, here are some links:

• Penis in Padlock would be a fantastic name for a 1980s punk band.



• I think the U.S. Congress should do this.



• Trust me, this isn't going to happen to you.



• Presenting this episodes Brilliant Criminal of the Day.