Sunday, April 24, 2016

Beat that dead horse....

Attention vacuous yet witless talking heads:
    Enough with the "Adorable meeting between President Obama and Prince George!" thing you think we are interested in.
When it comes to reporting the news, maybe you should focus on things that are more important. Here's a short list of items you could talk about other than the heart-warming scene between the Obama's and the Windsor's:
  1. There have been several large earthquakes around the world and probably more on the way.
  2. There is a genocide going on in Syria that may very well make the holocaust look tame.
  3. The economy continues to fall despite the lies put forth by the current administration.
  4. Our next president is either going to be a psychotic, self-centered egomaniac who has no idea what it's like to be a normal American citizen or a psychotic, self-centered egomaniac who has no idea what it's like to be a normal American citizen.
  5. The Red Sox are being managed into last place for a third season in a row.
Why can't you focus on those things rather than spending 5 minutes every day for the last four days talking about some wealthy, pampered 5 year old in a monogrammed bathrobe staying up past his bedtime?

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Krazy Kim Cubed is at it again.

He claimed that his military has successfully launched a ballistic missile from a submerged submarine.

Now all things considered, I'm not all that worried about this development. Their submarine "fleet" consists mainly of old Russian subs that were built back in the 1950s and and a bunch of small or "midget" subs that they've managed to build themselves. Their missile technology seems to be based on Estes Rockets.

What I do find interesting in all of this is that it's beginning to look like the only reason Krazy Kim Cubed is still in charge over there is because he's the fattest guy in the country.

Koreans like fat people.

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