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I think my hands are now permanently stained brown. And my back hurts.

That is all I have to say about that.

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The Red Sox managed to beat the Yankees last night and I'm hoping they do it again tonight. It would be nice to see them maintain their .500+ record.

I didn't stay awake to watch the game last night. I fell asleep on the couch some time around 8:30 or so, woke up at 2:30 or so and went to bed. I didn't find out they won until this morning because the last thing I remember about the game was the Red Sox were down by two runs.

They are still trailing the the Orioles in the standings but only by a game and a half. This is not a bad thing considering how much of the season is ahead of them.

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Here are today's links:

• Key entry from our favorite police log: "7:47 p.m. Two small children were seen sticking out their thumbs and shaking their rear ends on the side of Highway 2 East. A deputy told them not to play in the road."



• Key phrase in this story: "Canestri's father declined to comment on the charges, but said his son is a good person."



• If you don't know who Colin Furze is, you should. I follow his YouTube channel and the man is basically an insane genius.



• Serial Butt Slapper would be a great name for a 1990's children's book.



• I've spent the last few years trying to ours to shut up.