Happy Birthday young lady

I hope you didn't spend your entire day studying.

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I'm having withdrawals. I have not flown for almost two weeks because of the weather or my schedule and I miss it.

I've scheduled a plane for Tuesday in the hopes that the weather will allow me to complete my final cross-country flight. Once that is done, I can concentrate on the night flying and the remaining few hours of instrument time.

I keep thinking about a saying we have in my line of work:

The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time.
The last 10% of the project takes 90% of the time.

I'm in the last 10% of this project and it seems like it's taking forever to finish it.

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The Indians whooped the Cubs last night and the Patriots managed to run over the Bills this afternoon so I'm having a pretty good sports experience.

The Patriots are going into a bye week with a 7-1 record which is the best record in the NFL.

As for the Indians, if they beat the Cubs again tonight, they go home as the World Series champions.

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While I'm watching baseball, you can click on these:

• Only in Florida.
  (Yes, I am aware that Window Masturbater would be a great name for 1970s porno movie)



• Only in Florida.
  (If mom is still supporting you at 52, you've made poor life decisions.)



• Only in Florida.
  (I'm betting lots of alcohol was involved.)



• Only in Florida.
  (Key line in the story: "...officers found a crack pipe stuffed up his anus.")