Who the hell scheduled these games....

Why is the game in Texas, which is in the central time zone, on at 4:30 while the game that is in Cleveland, which is in the eastern time zone, on at 8:00? Shouldn't it be the other way around?

They obviously don't care about my sleep needs.

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So anyways, the Red Sox will be running their Ace, Rick Porcello, out to the mound this evening in the hopes of handing Terry Francona and the Indians a loss in game one of their best of five series. If they can win both of the games out in Cleveland, they come back to Boston with a lead.

But I'm getting ahead of things so let's just focus on tonight's game.

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