And that, my friends, is why I always say that the only part of the game that matter is the number of times your team steps on home plate. The Red Sox did not step on the plate at all and the Phillies managed to step on it just one time. But that one time was enough to win the game.
Today they are in Huston to play the number one team in Major League Baseball, the Astros.
This should be interesting.
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Here are today's links:
- Attention criminals: If you are going to steal things, don't steal things that constantly send their location back to their rightful owner.
- Too Much Poop would be a great name for the next book in the Little Golden Book series.
- Up until today I had never heard of Austin Jones. Now, not only have I heard of him, I know that Austin Jones is a sick little jerk.
- If you ever run out of matches but you have a a sandwich bag, you can still make fire.
- It's not paranoia if someone really is out to get you...
- I was gonna say "Only in Florida" but then I remembered that this happens everywhere.
- Well, I guess the book, A Knucklehead's Guide to Surviving Niagara Falls isn't going to get published now.
- You know your state is in tough shape when the lottery says it won't do business there anymore.
- There has got to be a way for me to make money with all those old blue jeans I have in my basement,
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