Man, I got a lot of grass

I mowed my front and side yards this evening and now I'm settling in to watch some baseball.

While I do that, you can do these:

• There are some members of our species who are kind and decent human beings.



• She flashed her knickers in Bangkok would be a really great name for a 1960's spy spoof movie.



• To be honest with you, I didn't know they had different flavors. I thought they were all one flavor, just different colors.



• Stay classy New Jersey. Stay classy....



• Key phrase in this story: "We’d never anticipated something like this."



• The FDA has obviously never spent the night with a screaming baby.



• We tried this all the time. Usually on one of our little brothers.