I could use three quarters of a billion dollars...

I bought a Powerball ticket on my way home today. I don't expect to win because, well, I have no luck, but I figured tossing $2.00 out the window on a chance to win $750 million was a pretty good investment

Besides, if I win, I'll be able to take care of all the people and places that have meaning to me. I'll also be able to take care of me.

It is, after all, all about me...

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Tomorrow at 7:00 pm, the Red Sox start their season.

Just wanted to let you know that.

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Here are some links:

• This guy is a dipshit.



• Australia: What doesn't kill ya, farts on ya.



• Speaking of Australia...



• Only in Florida.



• Speaking of Florida...