Well, that sucked.

Chris Sale did not have a good day. The Mariners hit a lot of baseballs out of that park and in the end, the Red Sox lost 12-4.

Not a good start to the season but there are 161 games left to play.

And you can bet that I will watch every one that I can.

Except for tonight.

I didn't get very much sleep last night so I expect that I won't be staying awake to watch a 10:00 game.

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While I go to bed very early, you can visit these links:

• This is why we should reopen the insane asylums.



• Confetti Penis would be a great name for a 1970's soft-porn actor.



• Australia: What doesn't kill ya, kills everything else.



• Buy a couple of hundred cases of Oreos and Doritos and every college kid in Texas will show up to do it for free.