They need to win tonight

The Red Sox won yesterday which put them one game below .500. If they win tonight, their record will be 19 wins, 19 loses and that, my friends, is a .500 record.

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Not much to prattle on about today so enjoy these links while I watch baseball:

• Only in Florida.



• Also only in Florida.



• Well, he does kinda look like a dumbass.



• Whelp, looks like the Scots are making a run at the Japanese for the title Craziest People on the Planet.