They won this afternoon

I had to watch the game on gameday because, well, my office doesn't have cable.

I should talk to my boss about that.

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The Donald announced today that he is "an extremely stable genius".

It has been my experience that anyone who feels compelled to proclaim themselves "stable" or "a genius" is usually neither.

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Here are some links:

• Key description in this story: "horny teenager"



• I knew this happened in China before I even read it.



• Presenting this episodes Brilliant Criminal of the Month.



• She's probaby looking at a life sentence.