When they predict snow, I say "pffffttttt" because they always predict we're gonna get more than we actually get.
When they predict ice, I don't care how much we get, ice sucks. It weighs down branches and power lines, it turns the roads into slick ice rinks and it turns the act of walking into a hippy dance from the 60s.
I have at least seven gallons of gasoline so I can run my generator for a day or so. If The Professor needs to go to work, I'll drive her. It's not that I'm a better driver than she is, it's that if something goes awry, she isn't alone in the freezing rain. She'll have my smiling face to keep her company!
Still no hockey so I guess It's going to be a youtubes kind of night.
Here are some links:
- I suspect when it comes to the James Webb Telescope, we're gonna hear this phrase a lot: "Nobody expected them. They were not supposed to be there. And now, nobody can explain how they had formed."
- I thought grand jury members were told don't talk about the case?
- I went to Western New England College. Guess that explains why I'm not a millionaire.
- Australia: What doesn't try to kill ya, falls from the sky and tries to kill ya.
- Researchers: Contributing to the betterment of our society or a complete waste of perfectly good oxygen.
- This seems a bit extreme...
- I wonder if it was one of them nefarious Russian Hackers...
- We here at The Daily News call this "Survival of the Fittest".
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